This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for viagra. How am I supposed to filter all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid offers for things I don't even care about. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- You've been warned.
End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to quit this. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Spammy Messages
You know you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I have no time for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or go outside already.